Have Some Spain Bunnies

[kirin_saga]

1. AU. Antonio is Lovino's sickly best friend. When Toni goes on vacation with Lovino and his family, he comes home to find his own family moved. Without him. And left behind Adoption papers.

2. Spain forgets his mittens. He gets lectured.

3. Spain was always the only one making an effort. If Romano wanted to get married, he'd have to ask Spain.

4. Spain never knew if he was going to get kissed, or punched.

5. Romano: *to Spain* "You should grow your hair out again."

6. Pirate!England turns Prisoner!Spain into a child. No shota.

7. Spain's Tramp Stamps. Yes, plural.

8. Spain is something Romano never was. A little brother.

9. Antonio is a demon in Alfred's service. Inspired by this pic. Possible Chrono Crusade AU.

10. Romano plans a romantic outing with Spain. Only he makes one mistake. To get Spain to the location, he drugs him.

11. France is in a contest, competing against a friend of his. How many times can he convince someone (the same someone) to have sex with him in a single week. The someone France chooses? Spain.

12. Hungary convinces Prussia and Spain to pose for her.

13. Au. The police try to get the mafia leader Lovino through his boyfriend, Antonio. Huge mistake.

14. The Idiot Trio. Where Italy, Spain, and Korea come up with new ways to appear stupid. Yes, appear stupid.

15. AU. Antonio is a 'Demon', a slave magically bound to a human master. If the master gets hurt, the injuries are magically transferred to the Demon before the Master even registers the pain. It's possible, but extremely painful for the Demon, for the bond to be severed. But once a Demon has been bound, they can't survive unbound.

16. Romano isn't the only one who takes Spain for granted. Everyone does.

17. AU. Antonio is a house'wife'. Lovino is his husband. He knows better than to ask Lovino what he does for a living. But some of Lovino's business rivals thinks Antonio knows everything. And Lovino learns the hard way that Antonio would be a lot safer if he knew he needed to be on guard.

18. England gave Spain a necklace. A chain with no clasp, welded shut. Spain never wanted it and wishes he could get it off. Everyone thinks it's his favorite necklace, because he's always wearing it. They don't know he has no choice, have no idea what it represents.

19. AU. Francis owns a strip club. Gilbert is a bouncer. Antonio is a stripper. The club is a favorite meeting spot for local criminals, and Antonio is the favorite dancer for most of them. But there's only one Antonio likes back. And this one is an undercover cop. Not that Antonio knows that.

20. Romano: "No! Don't! Spain, don't cry!"

21. "Spain, stop being so girly."

22. Romano has a new rule for Spain. If you want to paint pictures in the house, cover the entire floor with newspapers.

23. Spain: "Lovi, I don't like it here."
Romano: "Well, we're not leaving yet."
Spain: "But, Lovi~"
Romano: "Just shut up and sit down."

24. Ever since he had been captured by England, Spain has been prone to panic attacks. England and Romano are the only ones who know. England feels guilty about it now, but one day when he's angry at a meeting, he takes his anger out on an innocent Spain. And causes an attack. England watches in horror while Romano desperately tries to get Spain to stop hyperventilating.

25. Spain still bears the scars from when he was England's prisoner. It's centuries later and Spain has forgiven England and they are in a relationship. When Spain gets badly hurt in a car accident, doctors see the scars and assume the abuse is currently happening.

26. Spain can communicate with plants. He hasn't told anyone. It's not that he wants to keep it secret, it just has not occurred to him to tell anyone.

27. Romano asks Italy and Germany to take care of a sick Spain. Or rather, he just dropped the miserable, sickly Nation off at their door and drove off before they could say anything.

28. AU. Crossover with Dollhouse. Delta is an Active who was hired by the head of the Vargas family to be a friend for his antisocial son. The next day, Lovino meets Antonio, his new foster brother.

29. Spain is a telepath. So it's no wonder no one realizes he's deaf.

30. Spain: "You're lucky, you know."
Germany: "Why am I lucky?"
Spain: "When Feli comes at you, arms swinging, it's for a hug."
Germany: *frowns and looks at Spain worriedly*

31. Alternate History. Netherlands has discovered a new country. Spain.

32. Romano is the only one who knows Spain is Dyslexic.

33. AU. As Lovino Vargas grows up, he notices that his grandfather's young lover never ages.

34. Spain has the word WHORE carved across his back. Romano wonders why Spain hates taking off his shirt. When he sees the scar, Romano goes on the warpath.

35. Germany isn't the only one who has forgotten who he used to be. Spain forgot too.

36. Hapsburg fic. Austria has trouble dealing with a pregnant Spain.

37. Spain sometimes gets flashes of the future, or something that's happening now but far away. He's kept this a secret from everyone; even Romano doesn't know. However, one day a particularly strong vision hits him while he has company, and because of his panicked, rambling incoherency, his friends believe he's had a psychotic break.

38. Romano cursed as he helped Spain roll up his sleeves. "Honestly, Spain, can you for once buy a shirt that has sleeves that won't swallow your hands?"

39. Spain:*starts crying against America's chest*
America: *freezes*

40. Spain stopped physically aging at age 10.

41. "Spain needs a dimmer switch."
"You kidding? He's stupid enough all ready."
"Not that kind of dim."
"Yeah, he really is too bright, isn't he?"
"I thought he was stupid."

... "Do you two script these things out?"

42. Spain really is a hard worker when it comes to manual labor and housework. And he's so nice and is rather easily manipulated so it's easy for other nations to talk him into doing work they don't want to do themselves.

43. Antonio's live in boyfriend, Arthur, is a serial killer. Antonio has no idea.

44. Romano gets personalized M&Ms to tell Spain how he really feels.

45. Spain's boss thought he needed to be in a hospital. Romano thought Spain belonged at home, with him. He could take care of Spain himself.

46. Despite what everyone believes, Spain is not in love with Romano. Or with France, or Prussia, or England. Those nations aren't his type. Russia is.

47. Art. Germany with Italy tossed over one shoulder, and Spain tossed over the other. Both look confused. Behind Germany, Romano is stalking towards them.

48. Romano, against his better judgment, takes France's advice about how to take advantage of Spain's obliviousness.

49. Spain is smarter than a 5th grader.

50. Spain: "I'm not smart, Lovi."
Romano: "You're smarter than you think you are, Toni."