Spain Bunnies!
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kirin_sagaFifty bunnies here!
1. While out on the town, France does what France does. Only this time, a human notices him molesting a too drunk to stand Spain. And this human interferes.
2. Au. Antonio has been sexually abused by his older brother for years. His friends don't know. Antonio's brother is his legal guardian.
3. AU. Antonio is very good at faking insanity.
4. "Why is Spain wearing a French Maid's outfit? Is France here?"
"No. Surprisingly, Romano got him that."
5. Antonio is a beautiful example of a perfect human being. At least, according to an obsessive, possessive collector.
6. Crossover with X-Men. Spain and Canada disappear. They're kidnapped, and forced to become mutants (they have mutant citizens so someone decided some nations needed to be mutants), and kept locked in a lab. And since most mutant powers activate during adolescence, they suddenly find themselves teenagers again. When rescued by the X-men (who don't know they're nations), they realize they can't go home. They're afraid of the reactions of the other nations, whether because they're mutants now, or because of their new ages. Now, all they have is each other. Bonus: Spain appears younger than Canada, if only by a year.
7. "Spain, did you just pour a bottle of medicine on the computer?"
"Yes."
"... Why?"
"The screen said it had a virus."
"... Oh, god."
8. Spain and Portugal. The only nations who had real parents. They've never told anyone. What's so special about the Iberian family?
9. Romano: "Spain, how long have they been hurting you like this?"
10. Romano watched in despair as Spain struggled to get the words out. The older nation looked so frustrated, trying to get his tongue to work.
11. Everyone calls Spain stupid. To his face, even. So he never even tries to understand things anymore.
12. AU. Toni's abusive, homophobic father comes to drag him home. Francis and Gilbert won't allow it.
13. AU. Lovino is a member of the mafia. When he and his family move back to Italy, Lovino kidnaps his boyfriend Antonio, who didn't know his lover was a criminal.
14. Spain's Boss: *to France's Boss* "I think we should breed our Nations."
France's Boss: *thinks* "Sounds profitable. Which one would have the baby, though?"
Spain's Boss: "Spain. He's useless for anything else."
15. Spain sees France as his big brother. Nothing more. France refuses to accept that.
16. Spain's lover has such a short temper and is so possessive, Spain is afraid to even look at anyone else.
17. The Nations' bosses get together to compare notes on how their Nations behave. The bosses of the 'stupid and useless' Nations (Spain, Veneziano) decide they don't need the personifications and send them off to be studied instead, hoping that by providing scientists the key to immortality, they will finally be of some use.
18. Art. Germany, Italy, and chibi!Spain at the grocery store. Germany is carrying a sleeping Spain.
19. NCIS Crossover. NCIS is on the trail of a Marine turned serial killer. Spain becomes a victim. They think they're falling further behind. But then Ducky discovers something. "Jethro, this boy is alive." The killer doesn't know Spain (who they all think is a normal human) survived.
20. Crossover with Stargate: SG1 & Stargate: Atlantis. Spain is older than everyone, even Ancient Rome, believes. Older than China, even. His first citizens were the builders of Atlantis, thousands of years before the beginning of the Roman Empire.
21. Spain is raped by someone who honestly thought Spain consented.
22. AU. Everyone is in high school. Arthur and Antonio used to date, until Antonio couldn't take the abuse anymore. No one else knows about the abuse. Arthur acts like he's fine with the breakup, and as long as Antonio remains single, he can keep up the pretense. But when Antonio falls in love with the new transfer student, Arthur refuses to allow it. It was time Antonio remembered who he belonged to.
23. Romano gets between Spain and Spain's abusive lover. Bonus: Spain was cheating on his abusive lover, with Romano.
24. The Nations know that Spain is not all there in the head, but they've managed to keep it a secret from their bosses. Nations stick together, after all, even when the humans force them into war.
25. Romano: "No, don't order that for Spain."
Italy: "Why? He likes it."
Romano: "But I don't. Have you seen the size of the portions here? They're huge! There is no way Spain can eat all that so he's going to end up giving it to me. So we're ordering him something I like."
26. "Spain won't have sex with me anymore. I accidentally hurt him last time."
27. Japan enjoys using other Nations as characters in his yaoi doujinshi. He sees no harm in it. But when his work becomes popular among humans, one obsessive fan becomes obsessed with the character based on Spain. When it is Japan's turn to host the next meeting, this human learns that his favorite character is a real, living person. And he decides to reenact all his favorite stories, whether Spain is willing or not.
28. Spain is pregnant with Russia's child. Only neither one of them remember sleeping with each other. Russia's boss had something to do with it and Russia is Not Happy about what the human has planned for the baby. So he orders Lithuania to get Spain to safety. Now the two are on the run and, since Spain's boss is also in on it, have no where to go. And they can't go to other Nations for help.
29. Spain is pregnant and it's Romano's. They slept together when they were drunk and Romano has already loudly stated he regretted it; and he has also refused to even talk to Spain since that night. So Spain hasn't been able to tell him he's about to be a father. Spain doesn't know what to do so he asks France and Prussia for help. They get excited about the baby.
30. Italy looked worriedly at the unconscious Spaniard, clutching a handgun tightly in his hand. He had promised to protect Spain, and he was determined to keep that promise.
31. Sometimes, time gets all bendy in Spain's head, and he speaks of Going To Be, rather than of Then and Now.
32. AU. Antonio smiles at the wrong man and he now has a stalker. His friends don't take the situation seriously and his brother thinks he's making the whole thing up. But Antonio is starting to get scared, especially when he finds evidence that the man was in his house, in his room, while he slept. He doesn't know what to do. Finally, though, he decides to go to the one adult he knows can help. Lovino's and Feliciano's Grandfather.
33. "If I can't have Spain, no one can."
34. Art. Angel!Antonio sitting on Demon!Lovino's lap.
35. Poland decides to use Spain as a dress up doll. Spain has a lot of fun. Romano pretends he doesn't know him.
36. Spain: "You wouldn't think so, but sleeping with France is kinda boring."
37. Spain hates sleeping alone since memories and fears always get the best of him in the dark. So he has a habit of crawling into other people's beds to cuddle. Optional: Even his boss's bed.
38. Spain is turned into a young child, and he forgets everything. And, somehow, he is no where near another nation. Humans send him to an orphanage.
39. Spain was first found by nation who locked him up, didn't teach him to read, write, or talk. Never spoke to him.
40. Romano may call Spain a pedo, but with how childish Spain was, Romano sometimes wondered if he himself was one.
41. Sweet, clueless, innocent Spain knows nothing about sex. France shows him. Then leaves when he learns he got Spain pregnant.
42. Netherlands hated to admit it, but he had a soft spot for Spain.
41. Spain isn't Spain. Or rather, Antonio isn't a Nation. The real Spain, formerly Al-Andalus (Aragon? Castille?), left long ago when he grew tired of being responsible for a country. Antonio, the one the whole world believes to be Spain, is actually a forest nymph Al-Andalus bound into his service. Other than Al-Andalus and Antonio, Romano is the only one who knows the truth.
42. Thanks to England, Spain keeps randomly turning into a child.
43. Spain wonders why no one ever asks his permission before they start touching him. Did everyone really think he was that easy?
44. Spain: "But I don't want to be safe from him."
46. Romano refused to learn Spanish. Spain always had to speak Italian to him. It's been like that for hundreds of years. Sometimes, Spain wishes Romano would at least make an effort.
47. A hundred years in the future, when all the Nations now appear as adults, Romano now looks older than Spain. Or, How old a Nation looks has nothing to do with how old they really are. Romano is surprised to realize he now looks older than Spain. He hadn't even noticed until a human asked him if Antonio was his little brother.
48. There was something about Spain that just made you want to protect him.
49. AU. Francis and Gilbert are always molesting Antonio. They honestly believe Antonio doesn't mind, or, if it's just groping, even notice. But every night, when he's lying in bed thinking about what happened that day, Toni cries.
50. AU. A lot of people find naive Antonio desirable, and would do anything to get into his pants. Only this person is a teacher, and when he invites Toni to his house for a secret tutoring session, Toni never expects what the teacher really plans. Bonus: Teacher is not Francis. Bonus2: Teacher is OMC.
And for my Dreamwidth readers, here are links to my other Spain bunnies:
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Including the new ones, that makes 400 Spain plot bunnies!!!!
1. While out on the town, France does what France does. Only this time, a human notices him molesting a too drunk to stand Spain. And this human interferes.
2. Au. Antonio has been sexually abused by his older brother for years. His friends don't know. Antonio's brother is his legal guardian.
3. AU. Antonio is very good at faking insanity.
4. "Why is Spain wearing a French Maid's outfit? Is France here?"
"No. Surprisingly, Romano got him that."
5. Antonio is a beautiful example of a perfect human being. At least, according to an obsessive, possessive collector.
6. Crossover with X-Men. Spain and Canada disappear. They're kidnapped, and forced to become mutants (they have mutant citizens so someone decided some nations needed to be mutants), and kept locked in a lab. And since most mutant powers activate during adolescence, they suddenly find themselves teenagers again. When rescued by the X-men (who don't know they're nations), they realize they can't go home. They're afraid of the reactions of the other nations, whether because they're mutants now, or because of their new ages. Now, all they have is each other. Bonus: Spain appears younger than Canada, if only by a year.
7. "Spain, did you just pour a bottle of medicine on the computer?"
"Yes."
"... Why?"
"The screen said it had a virus."
"... Oh, god."
8. Spain and Portugal. The only nations who had real parents. They've never told anyone. What's so special about the Iberian family?
9. Romano: "Spain, how long have they been hurting you like this?"
10. Romano watched in despair as Spain struggled to get the words out. The older nation looked so frustrated, trying to get his tongue to work.
11. Everyone calls Spain stupid. To his face, even. So he never even tries to understand things anymore.
12. AU. Toni's abusive, homophobic father comes to drag him home. Francis and Gilbert won't allow it.
13. AU. Lovino is a member of the mafia. When he and his family move back to Italy, Lovino kidnaps his boyfriend Antonio, who didn't know his lover was a criminal.
14. Spain's Boss: *to France's Boss* "I think we should breed our Nations."
France's Boss: *thinks* "Sounds profitable. Which one would have the baby, though?"
Spain's Boss: "Spain. He's useless for anything else."
15. Spain sees France as his big brother. Nothing more. France refuses to accept that.
16. Spain's lover has such a short temper and is so possessive, Spain is afraid to even look at anyone else.
17. The Nations' bosses get together to compare notes on how their Nations behave. The bosses of the 'stupid and useless' Nations (Spain, Veneziano) decide they don't need the personifications and send them off to be studied instead, hoping that by providing scientists the key to immortality, they will finally be of some use.
18. Art. Germany, Italy, and chibi!Spain at the grocery store. Germany is carrying a sleeping Spain.
19. NCIS Crossover. NCIS is on the trail of a Marine turned serial killer. Spain becomes a victim. They think they're falling further behind. But then Ducky discovers something. "Jethro, this boy is alive." The killer doesn't know Spain (who they all think is a normal human) survived.
20. Crossover with Stargate: SG1 & Stargate: Atlantis. Spain is older than everyone, even Ancient Rome, believes. Older than China, even. His first citizens were the builders of Atlantis, thousands of years before the beginning of the Roman Empire.
21. Spain is raped by someone who honestly thought Spain consented.
22. AU. Everyone is in high school. Arthur and Antonio used to date, until Antonio couldn't take the abuse anymore. No one else knows about the abuse. Arthur acts like he's fine with the breakup, and as long as Antonio remains single, he can keep up the pretense. But when Antonio falls in love with the new transfer student, Arthur refuses to allow it. It was time Antonio remembered who he belonged to.
23. Romano gets between Spain and Spain's abusive lover. Bonus: Spain was cheating on his abusive lover, with Romano.
24. The Nations know that Spain is not all there in the head, but they've managed to keep it a secret from their bosses. Nations stick together, after all, even when the humans force them into war.
25. Romano: "No, don't order that for Spain."
Italy: "Why? He likes it."
Romano: "But I don't. Have you seen the size of the portions here? They're huge! There is no way Spain can eat all that so he's going to end up giving it to me. So we're ordering him something I like."
26. "Spain won't have sex with me anymore. I accidentally hurt him last time."
27. Japan enjoys using other Nations as characters in his yaoi doujinshi. He sees no harm in it. But when his work becomes popular among humans, one obsessive fan becomes obsessed with the character based on Spain. When it is Japan's turn to host the next meeting, this human learns that his favorite character is a real, living person. And he decides to reenact all his favorite stories, whether Spain is willing or not.
28. Spain is pregnant with Russia's child. Only neither one of them remember sleeping with each other. Russia's boss had something to do with it and Russia is Not Happy about what the human has planned for the baby. So he orders Lithuania to get Spain to safety. Now the two are on the run and, since Spain's boss is also in on it, have no where to go. And they can't go to other Nations for help.
29. Spain is pregnant and it's Romano's. They slept together when they were drunk and Romano has already loudly stated he regretted it; and he has also refused to even talk to Spain since that night. So Spain hasn't been able to tell him he's about to be a father. Spain doesn't know what to do so he asks France and Prussia for help. They get excited about the baby.
30. Italy looked worriedly at the unconscious Spaniard, clutching a handgun tightly in his hand. He had promised to protect Spain, and he was determined to keep that promise.
31. Sometimes, time gets all bendy in Spain's head, and he speaks of Going To Be, rather than of Then and Now.
32. AU. Antonio smiles at the wrong man and he now has a stalker. His friends don't take the situation seriously and his brother thinks he's making the whole thing up. But Antonio is starting to get scared, especially when he finds evidence that the man was in his house, in his room, while he slept. He doesn't know what to do. Finally, though, he decides to go to the one adult he knows can help. Lovino's and Feliciano's Grandfather.
33. "If I can't have Spain, no one can."
34. Art. Angel!Antonio sitting on Demon!Lovino's lap.
35. Poland decides to use Spain as a dress up doll. Spain has a lot of fun. Romano pretends he doesn't know him.
36. Spain: "You wouldn't think so, but sleeping with France is kinda boring."
37. Spain hates sleeping alone since memories and fears always get the best of him in the dark. So he has a habit of crawling into other people's beds to cuddle. Optional: Even his boss's bed.
38. Spain is turned into a young child, and he forgets everything. And, somehow, he is no where near another nation. Humans send him to an orphanage.
39. Spain was first found by nation who locked him up, didn't teach him to read, write, or talk. Never spoke to him.
40. Romano may call Spain a pedo, but with how childish Spain was, Romano sometimes wondered if he himself was one.
41. Sweet, clueless, innocent Spain knows nothing about sex. France shows him. Then leaves when he learns he got Spain pregnant.
42. Netherlands hated to admit it, but he had a soft spot for Spain.
41. Spain isn't Spain. Or rather, Antonio isn't a Nation. The real Spain, formerly Al-Andalus (Aragon? Castille?), left long ago when he grew tired of being responsible for a country. Antonio, the one the whole world believes to be Spain, is actually a forest nymph Al-Andalus bound into his service. Other than Al-Andalus and Antonio, Romano is the only one who knows the truth.
42. Thanks to England, Spain keeps randomly turning into a child.
43. Spain wonders why no one ever asks his permission before they start touching him. Did everyone really think he was that easy?
44. Spain: "But I don't want to be safe from him."
46. Romano refused to learn Spanish. Spain always had to speak Italian to him. It's been like that for hundreds of years. Sometimes, Spain wishes Romano would at least make an effort.
47. A hundred years in the future, when all the Nations now appear as adults, Romano now looks older than Spain. Or, How old a Nation looks has nothing to do with how old they really are. Romano is surprised to realize he now looks older than Spain. He hadn't even noticed until a human asked him if Antonio was his little brother.
48. There was something about Spain that just made you want to protect him.
49. AU. Francis and Gilbert are always molesting Antonio. They honestly believe Antonio doesn't mind, or, if it's just groping, even notice. But every night, when he's lying in bed thinking about what happened that day, Toni cries.
50. AU. A lot of people find naive Antonio desirable, and would do anything to get into his pants. Only this person is a teacher, and when he invites Toni to his house for a secret tutoring session, Toni never expects what the teacher really plans. Bonus: Teacher is not Francis. Bonus2: Teacher is OMC.
And for my Dreamwidth readers, here are links to my other Spain bunnies:
Link
Link
Link
Link
Link
Link
Link
Including the new ones, that makes 400 Spain plot bunnies!!!!
